I.T. Security dweeb and I can read numbers. Always up for pro tips. $5K in the hole and started a short term investment account. Planning on a lottery ticket, or a t least a good time :-)
Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 "Wiggles"
The market is a bloodsucker, so adopt a system you are comfortable with and leave emotions at the door. I watch price and volume and aim for low risk entries. I don't pick exact tops/bottoms, I just want the cut in-between.