Christ asks to invest in Thy Kingdom. I aid all who seek virtue-based financial advice. Approach investing w/diligence, sound guidance & wise council, making plans w/purpose-driven ends. How will finances factor into your fulfillment of God's Will?
"It measures the shit pressure in the air. When the barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the shit pressure. I tried to warn you,but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the shit winds are a-comin"