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      <tweet_text>Historically, how has the market performed in the week after a Super Bowl: http://www.cxoadvisory.com/blog/internal/blog2-05-10/ $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sun Feb 07 23:47:03 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <tweet_text>I'm not sure I want to invest in this: a hedge fund that primarily invests in soccer teams: http://bit.ly/9VrlRE $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Thu Feb 04 10:27:31 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8627145939</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Going to the Money Show tomorrow in Orlando. Speaking Friday about how to &quot;invest for the apocalypse&quot;.   Anyone else around? $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Wed Feb 03 20:30:36 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8601960192</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Forget the PIIGS and the MAVINs. I'm starting to get intrigued by the STUPIDs: http://bit.ly/azrRF4 $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Wed Feb 03 20:15:56 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8601468539</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Nice summary of why $AAPL is very cheap here: http://bit.ly/aqfQwH</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Wed Feb 03 15:50:40 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8592369168</status_id>
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          <ticker>AAPL</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>My response to the economy doom-and-gloomers: http://bit.ly/d0t4Qr $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Wed Feb 03 11:53:05 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8584582011</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Latest WSJ article: One stock to avoid going into earnings; http://bit.ly/c0rTpY $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Feb 01 14:09:39 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8499544276</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Lost: Season 6: tomorrow! Bigger than the iPad, elections, $GOOG earnings, etc. Some clips from the first episode: http://bit.ly/cr2tXI</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Feb 01 13:51:06 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8498930612</status_id>
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          <ticker>GOOG</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>Do any investors actually care about whats going on in Davos? What is the point of Davos? $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Thu Jan 28 12:31:05 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8320626566</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>latest on huffpo: introducing the 3rd party pres candidates for 2012. More important than ever given economy. http://bit.ly/4ZyuYG $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Jan 25 19:20:29 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8203396796</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Bill Gates, founder of microcap company, $MSFT, is blogging at thegatesnotes.com but can someone please teach him what an RSS feed is?</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Fri Jan 22 14:05:11 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8070182247</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>8287602</twitter_user_id>
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          <ticker>MSFT</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>Got out of my long $SPY daytrade at breakeven. Now can head to therapy without stressing about the trade.</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Thu Jan 21 19:46:30 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>8039052076</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>8287602</twitter_user_id>
      <source>web</source>
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          <ticker>SPY</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>At WSJ I describe in detail an options strat I've used personally for 2 years to make money in up or down markets: http://bit.ly/8XjeK0  $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Wed Jan 20 20:11:25 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7998041074</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Forget Massachusetts. I'm getting out the vote for @marissa_alex on the HuffPo energy makeover! http://bit.ly/78NFbp $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Wed Jan 20 20:07:42 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7997926747</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>8287602</twitter_user_id>
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      <tweet_text>Quantitative funds have better returns, lower volatility &amp; fees, than qualitative hedge fnds. But raise less money. http://bit.ly/8oqguS $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Fri Jan 15 17:54:57 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7795885753</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>5 Acquisitions that I think will happen this year. I mention $GOOG $DNDN $ORCL, etc: http://bit.ly/8VLZwM  $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Thu Jan 07 21:59:01 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7493720041</status_id>
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          <ticker>DNDN</ticker>
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          <ticker>GOOG</ticker>
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          <ticker>ORCL</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>About to go on BBC Radio. This show: http://bit.ly/7RR3Bb. My fave topics: Iceland, bailouts, and maybe a little Ron Paul $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Thu Jan 07 18:01:55 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7486644219</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Ron Paul cult members are killing me on my latest article and I don't even think they are reading the whole thing. http://bit.ly/4G1Kyc $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Tue Jan 05 20:00:47 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7413532614</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Ron Paul is wrong. How Capitalism has Saved our Teeth. (plus some stock picks): http://bit.ly/4G1Kyc  $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Jan 04 18:30:08 +0000 2010</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7374803993</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>@nycwerewolf yeah, $STEC now up 11 days in a row. i was almost tempted to take this morning but I dont like to game it like that. $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Tue Dec 29 18:16:11 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7166837975</status_id>
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          <ticker>STEC</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>Megan McCardle at The Atlantic disputes my article on why home ownership is a scam: http://bit.ly/6AjHF6 $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Tue Dec 29 16:10:02 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7163096637</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Going on The Kudlow Report at 7:25 to go over my top 10 predictions for 2010: http://bit.ly/5aXZcY $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Dec 28 19:54:24 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7132800151</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>@momomiester still, i'd rather have cash in the bank making 0.5% interest than locked up in an illiquid black hole called a house. $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Dec 28 19:50:26 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7132691908</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>My latest NY Post column: why home ownership is a scam. a false American Dream. http://bit.ly/7QU06T $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sun Dec 27 21:56:36 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>7101571167</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Heading across the street to the NYSE to be on CNBC at 2:50pm. topic: what stocks will go up between now and year's end. $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Tue Dec 22 19:29:40 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>6938859483</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Ok, I had to do it. My ten predictions for 2010: http://bit.ly/5aXZcY, including where market will be, unemployment, $AOL, BRIC, etc. $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Tue Dec 22 17:40:33 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>6935697661</status_id>
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          <ticker>aol</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>Great read on why bank lending hasn't increased despite an enormous amount of excess reserves at the banks: http://bit.ly/8hyzfv $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sun Dec 20 16:39:25 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>6864288710</status_id>
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      <tweet_text>Interesting that microcap stocks now surging on the basis of tweets: RT OptionRadar 
$CUR surging on Huckman tweet</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Fri Dec 18 17:16:24 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>6802226480</status_id>
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          <ticker>CUR</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>My vanity procedure is: twitter search on jaltucher, then altucher. Then google blogsrch, then news, then web, then $yhoo msg brds.</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Wed Dec 16 18:42:15 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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      <status_id>6738283608</status_id>
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          <ticker>YHOO</ticker>
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      <tweet_text>What do daytraders do on Sundays? http://bit.ly/6Wp7Ec   Any other stories? Please send! $$</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Dec 14 17:56:06 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jaltucher</twitter_username>
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