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  <title>StockTwits Updates: jpyper</title>
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  <total>10</total>
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      <tweet_text>john@acer-lap $ sudo mv -f $ME /home/bedroom/bed</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sun Dec 27 14:17:30 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>7090909637</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>web</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>ME</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>I think I'm gonna get my Monopoly game out and buy 1000 shares of $GOOG just because.</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sun Dec 20 13:56:51 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>6860706192</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&quot;http://twitterride.net/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&amp;gt;TwitterRide&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>GOOG</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>if ($snow == $true) {
  system(&quot;wine ~/bin/ssSNOW.scr&quot;);
} else {
  system(&quot;sleep 60&quot;);
}</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Dec 14 00:25:27 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>6645012824</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&quot;http://twitterride.net/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&amp;gt;TwitterRide&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>TRUE</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>/home sweet $HOME. It's nice to get out of work a bit early. Now I can plan my attack on finding an evening part-time job.</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sat Dec 12 00:24:45 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>6583994924</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&quot;http://twitterride.net/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&amp;gt;TwitterRide&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>HOME</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>Yay, I'm $HOME.
sudo mv /car/john /home/bedroom # NAO!</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Fri Nov 27 07:31:02 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>6106061190</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&quot;http://twitterride.net/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&amp;gt;TwitterRide&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>HOME</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>if ($bored = $true &amp;&amp; $broke = $true) { system(&quot;firefox http://u.nu/8zdz3&quot;);</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Thu Nov 26 22:55:01 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>6095039031</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&quot;https://launchpad.net/gwibber/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&amp;gt;Gwibber&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>TRUE</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>Wow, @Seesmic on #Android is crashing back to $HOME screen without a Force Close dialog. WTF #fail.</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Mon Nov 23 03:26:04 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>5965736033</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&quot;http://www.seesmic.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&amp;gt;Seesmic&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>HOME</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>$ mv -f $ME $HOME
cp: command failed
$ sudo ((C)2009 Microsoft) mv -f $ME $HOME
$ _</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sun Nov 15 05:12:56 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>5729033552</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&quot;http://twitterride.net/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&amp;gt;TwitterRide&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="2">
        <stock>
          <ticker>HOME</ticker>
        </stock>
        <stock>
          <ticker>ME</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>I think $GOOG is going to hate me for my massive use of filters in Gmail. :D</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Sat Jul 25 15:21:49 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>2838325848</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://www.tweetdeck.com/&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TweetDeck&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>GOOG</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
    <tweet>
      <tweet_text>if ($me == &quot;awake&quot;) then
  system(&quot;sudo shutdown now&quot;);
else
  system(&quot;sleep till 0600&quot;);
endif</tweet_text>
      <tweet_datetime>Tue Jul 21 11:42:43 +0000 2009</tweet_datetime>
      <twitter_username>jpyper</twitter_username>
      <avatar_url>http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/522580913/john-tie-avatar_normal.jpg</avatar_url>
      <status_id>2756486601</status_id>
      <twitter_user_id>7668982</twitter_user_id>
      <source>&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://twitterride.net/&amp;quot;&amp;gt;TwitterRide&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</source>
      <stocks type="array" size="1">
        <stock>
          <ticker>ME</ticker>
        </stock>
      </stocks>
    </tweet>
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