$TSLA pedo guy An abbreviation of the word torpedo. PERSON 1: “Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.” PERSON 2: "Did you just call me a pedophile?" PERSON 1: No, it's short for torpedo. You swim really fast." PERSON 2: "Oh my bad. And thank you. You are a true gentleman." PERSON 1: "And you, sir, are a true pedo." Easy.