$JCP "Jill, you're on administrative leave. Marvin.....Marvin? What the heck are you still doing here, go sell some lumber. Fake CEO's are like Fake News, don't need them. I've just signed this executive order making me the new CEO of JCP as well as being President of the United States. If these two clowns can run the company right I sure as hell will! Here's our new slogan, "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ALSO MEANS MAKE JCP GREAT AGAIN!!! $1.25 in no time, then much higher."