$CRM CRM WILL CRUSH EARNINGS NEXT WEEK. I AM A QUANT GOD WITH A 127 IQ. I CAN GUARANTEE THAT CRM WILL BE UP ON THE DAY OF ITS EARNINGS ANNOUNCEMENT. I PROMISE. THIS SERVES AS A WARRANTY. IF IT IS DOWN ON EARNINGS I WILL PAY YOU OUT YOUR LOSS IF YOU SEND ME YOUR POSITIONS*. *YOU GOTTA SEND ME YOUR POSITION BEFORE EARNINGS DAY. I HAVE YOU SIGN QUICK CONTRACT THAT SAYS I GET 10% OF YOUR PROFIT. DEAL IS ONLY GOOD FOR TODAY. THIS IS SERIOUS LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT.
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