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Howdy partners!! The markets delivered coal to traders on day 1 of December. 💔

Each index sold off over a percent. 💀 The Russell 2K took the brunt of the selling, tumbling 2.34%. The Nasdaq shaved off 1.83% and the S&P 500 slashed 1.18%.

Build-A-Bear Workshop blasted 27% to six-year highs after reporting record sales and raised guidance. Must be selling a whole lotta bears. 🐻 Here’s the daily chart:

Semiconductors were a source of strength in the red tape. 💪 $TSM climbed 3%, $LRCX leaped 2%, and $AMAT ascended 3%.

Utilities was the only sector to manage a gain. $XLU increased a measly 0.18%. Communications capitulated 2.31% lower.

Ambarella ascended 14.13% to all-time highs on an earnings and sales beat. Here’s the full report.  

$DWACW popped 33.36%, lumber futures grew 5.46%, and $EGLD.X expanded 11.83%.

Here are the closing prices: 

S&P 500 4,513 -1.18%
Nasdaq 15,254 -1.83%
Russell 2000 2,147 -2.34%
Dow Jones 34,022 -1.34%


Dorsey’s Journey to the Web3 Promised Land

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Square and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced he was resigning as CEO of Twitter yesterday, namely because activist investors have had it out for the tech CEO since last year. 

Today, Square is getting an all-new parent company: Block. Block will act as the parent that owns Square, Cash App, TIDAL, Spiral (a spinoff of Square Crypto), and TBD54566975 (a bitcoin-focused decentralized exchange.) As the name implies, each company or project is a building block part of a whole.

For anyone surprised by this move, Square’s Block pivot shares some trends among Big Tech lore. Walk with us:

1) Remember Google and Facebook? Or should we say… Alphabet and Meta? Big Tech companies love to rebrand. Dorsey reorganizing Square is tantamount to taking a pen and writing the next chapter for his payments giant. Obviously, he’s going to take Square in a new direction — one that’s all about crypto and blockchain.

2) Remember when Apple CEO Steve Jobs got thrown out of his own company in 1985? This is basically that, but even more alpha. 😅 Jobs went on to found NeXT Computer out of spite. Sure, Jack probably wants to see Twitter succeed. But by all metrics, Twitter is a losing media investment whereas Square is an industry-leading payments solution.

0% of this is surprising to us. Dorsey was quoted back in June saying that Bitcoin was the most “important thing” in his lifetime to “work on.” He added that if he was not at Square or Twitter, he would be building Bitcoin. He elaborated to say both companies had a role in building the world’s largest cryptocurrency.

In our Nov. 29 edition of the Rip, we talked about how Dorsey’s move from the turbulent world of social media wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. Instead, this pivot is an invitation for Jack to guide Square to the promised land of web3 and Bitcoin leadership. 🏰 ✨

$SQ lost 6.6% today.


Earnings Highlights 🙌

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Snowflake surged 12.86% in extended trading after sales over doubled during the quarter. ❄️ The software company beat revenue expectations and also raised guidance.

$SNOW EPS: ($0.51) (vs. ($0.06) expected) | Revenue: $334.4 million (vs. $305.5 million expected) | Link to Report

CrowdStrike had a crappy day (-7.20%), but beat on top and bottom lines after the bell.  The cybersecurity company added 1,607 new subscription customers (+75% YoY) while delivering record operating and free cash flow. 

$CRWD EPS: $0.17 (vs. $0.11 expected) | Revenue: $380.1 million (vs. $363.5 million expected) | Link to Report

C3AI Inc lost 8.5% and closed at all-time lows heading into it its second-quarter earnings report.  After the close, the software provider exceeded earnings and sales predictions and raised revenue guidance. 

$AI EPS: ($0.23)(vs. ($0.28) expected) | Revenue: $58.3 million (vs. $56.9 million expected) | Link to Report

Splunk slid 7.7% to 52-week lows leading up to its Q3 report. $SPLK hit its first billion-dollar ARR quarter, quite the milestone.

$SPLK EPS: ($0.37)(vs. ($0.52) expected) | Revenue: $664.8 million (vs. $646.6 million expected) | Link to Report


Ring, Ring… SPACs Are Picking Up Private Prison Companies

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In the era of ESG-conscious investing (ESG stands for Environmental, Social, & Governance), we have quite the story for you. Securus Technologies, a company which operates prison phones, is in talks to go public via SPAC.

Yeah, what the… Securus Technologies could go public in a merger with Atlantic Avenue Acquisition Corp, a SPAC. The deal is controversial because Securus Technologies is a private company which profits from charging the families of incarcerated people for phone calls.

SPACs are somewhat known for challenging the ESG mission. According to Bernstein analysts, SPACs are “one of the most anti-ESG assets imaginable.” This is because SPACs acquire investors before acquiring or merging with actual companies. 

Tom Gores’s Platinum Equity is a current investor in Securus Technologies. Platinum Equity is looking for ways to take Securus public — this will likely attract negative attention from social justice activists who demand the divestment of private avenues for mass incarceration.


Bullets from the Day

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Facebook welcomes back the crypto ad money faucet. There’s no shortage of money coming from the crypto space right now — arena naming rights, celeb endorsements, and bonuses are just what’s making news and headlines. It seems Facebook, which banned crypto advertisements, wants some of that dough. The platform retreated from its anti-crypto policy, which means the company will begin accepting crypto ads again soon. It’s a big move for $FB and for the crypto ecosystem. Read more in CNBC.

Rise of Omicron. Doesn’t the new COVID variant sound like a Marvel villain? Initial coverage of the virus sent investors for the doors, reports that it Omicron is mild brought investors back, and the mutation’s arrival in the U.S. sent everyone running back to the exit today. 🤦 In no other industry is the effect more apparent than travel stocks. The SonicShares Airlines, Hotels, and Cruise Lines ETF is down 7.3% this week. Check out $TRYP.

Moderna loses patent challenges. Big pharma leaders have taken enormous steps to protect their COVID vaccines from losing critical intellectual property protection. Ironically, Moderna is being sued over its IP. Patent challenges from lesser-known biotech company, Arbutus Biopharma, might leave Moderna open to a beefier lawsuit alleging that Moderna infringed on Arbutus’ property. That could be very costly. Read more in Axios.