$PSTH My encounter with Bill Ackman: I was at a high end restaurant and I noticed that there was a guy telling jokes at the bar with everyone laughing like hell around him. So I join and indeed these jokes and stories were funny af. One was about some detectives in Secaucus. So I said hey Bill, you're a funny guy. Immediately he became visibility bothered and said "Am I a clown am I here to amuse you?" People were trying to calm him down but he said "he's a big boy let him explain." The whole restaurant was dead quiet, they even turned off the music and everyone was watching us. He then started laughing and said "I got you you son a bitch and the whole restaurant erupted in laughter. i then yelled "omg you REALLY are a funny guy!!!." $PSTH to the fucking moon LFG.