$AUPH alright guys, hear me out for a minute - you can thank me later. I have a plan to get insider data. I will get hired as a janitor at the company. I'll do my job excellent for a few months. when I get promoted to head cleaner I will have access to the executive's trash. I will then look through the trash for anything good. Most likely it will be in the shredder though, so I will sneak it out piece by piece to not get caught and tape it together when I get home. I will then purchase calls/puts based on the opposite of the data, but then have my brother in law purchase the correct option so it doesn't look sketchy at all. What do you think of my plan?