Need a job? Move to North Dakota: @WSJ Flood Victims Languish in Oil Boomtown http://t.co/ZtShWEdV #contractors #opportunity #jobs $$

~@DennisDMZ RE: $1 million bill at @Walmart: "They caught him because he was still 8 cents short because of our devalued currency.” $WMT $$

Yahoo/Bing search is so atrociously bad. Everyone go to your grandmother's and change the default on their PC to Google $YHOO $MSFT $GOOG

Here: @MittRomney's defense for his work at #Bain: @DannyDevito's 'Buggy Whip' speech from 'Other People's Money' http://t.co/TybIzhBQ $$

What phone was in your pocket 5 years ago? http://t.co/HsYm3fSi $$AAPL #iphone

Favorite or Last Resort? RT @memeorandum: U.S. Economy Rebounding as Investor Favorite in Global Poll (@Bloomberg) http://t.co/S6HVef0D $$

~@aarontask Smoke & mirrors for $GM RT @newsbusters: GM Non-Story: Dealer Inventory Build-up Continues http://t.co/tGxBFJLA #stuffingchannel

Getting a jump on $APPL TV RT @Techmeme: $MSFT upgrades Xbox Live w/40 entertainment services, live TV, voice control http://t.co/nbyPXOOs

@upsidetrader RE: #Greece http://t.co/t0LfmWVZ $$

RT @newsbusters: GM Non-Story: Dealer Inventory Build-up Continues http://t.co/tGxBFJLA $GM

@rachelsklar You should look into one RT @stockgut SodaStream v Coke http://t.co/NXDM18Tc $SODA $KO

~@StockTwits @stockgut Love my $SODA Stream. Get the Jet model and it holds 120L canisters. And you can trade-in/recycle them at a discount

GREAT!!! A SPEECH!!! BY THE PRESIDENT!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!! #leadership #lackthereof #supercommitteetranslatestopuntinrealspeak $$

RT @JimPethokoukis: St. Louis Fed: Decline in construction accounts for nearly 40% of total drop in employment between 12-2007 & 2- 2010 $$

RT @JShahryar: $600 trillion in derivatives? Yeah, we have another financial crisis comin' up, folks. Buckle up! http://t.co/s0wBLF1X $$