ChatGPT’s Poem About Terra And UST

I requested ChatGPT to compose a poem reflecting LUNA’s and UST’s downfall, incorporating the role of Do Kwon the Con.

All in the vein of the iconic Remember Remember the 5th of November.

 

Remember, remember, the 9th of May,

LUNA’s collapse and UST fray;

I know of no reason, this tale so forlorn,

Should never be remembered without much scorn.

 

Terra’s LUNA, UST, once shining bright,

A beacon of hope, in the blockchain night,

On the 9th of May, their fates were sealed,

With devastation vast, and horrors revealed. 👁️

 

As the market tumbled and the cryptos fell,

Terra’s LUNA and UST, trapped in a spell,

No peg could save them, the collapse was near,

Investors quaking in panic and fear. 😱

 

Do Kwon the Con, in denial he stood,

Promising a future, and claiming it’s good,

But the trust was shattered, the damage done,

And from the chaos, a fugitive he’d become. 🚓

 

So remember, remember, this tale of woe,

The 9th of May, the collapse did show,

A lesson to learn, in the crypto sphere,

For LUNA and UST, we will never revere. 🚫

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