Crypto

March 5, 2024

Bitcoin Hits New All-Time High Then Someone Punched It In The Face

I’m a crypto fanatic. I am constantly observing and looking at what’s going on, and like many of you, the past couple of days, I’ve been glued to my screen or phone waiting for the news when Bitcoin hit a new all-time high. 👀

And now I need your help. Because I need someone to figure out the odds of someone like me, MISSING THE GODDAMN EVENT BECAUSE OF A DR’S APPOINTMENT.

For that quick 45 minutes away from my phone, it happened. FML.

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March 6, 2024

It feels like crossing the finish line and accomplishing a personal best. You celebrate, you cheer, but you look around and your wife, kids, friends, they didn’t even show up. And then some dude randomly hits you in the face with a 2×4.

Let’s see how bad things are out there. 🥵

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