*gasp* #hugeshock #noonesawthiscoming #whyisthisstillathing Solana breaks again

Here’s a list of things, according to the interwebz, that always break but are shockingly still more reliable than $SOL‘s network:

  1. Micro-USB ports
  2. Any umbrella
  3. Covergirl eyeliner
  4. Doge pickups
  5. Any headphones with the name Beats or Steelseries
  6. Taco Bell
  7. Any vending machine’s dollar-taker thing
  8. Your mom (that’s what the internet said)
  9. Printers
  10. Self-esteem

The McDonald’s Ice-cream machine of blockchain, Solana, experienced another breakdown over the weekend. 

On Friday, the network faced “performance degradation issues.” The validators then opted for a time-honored and time-tested fix that worked for Windows ME and Windows 2000: they hit the restart button. 

To say people are pissed or annoyed is an understatement because the most recent breakdown is just another in a long-running list of suck for Solana’s reliability. 

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