Some Hearts Are Meant To Be Broken

It’s hard to forget that back in July of this year, the SEC started its pursuit of Heart – but had difficulty serving him papers because Heart wasn’t in the US, and no one knew where he was. 📆

Fast forward to the very end of October 2023, and the SEC reported they finally did serve Heart, ending the whack-a-mole with Heart and his merry band of companies: Hex, Pulsechain, and Pulsex.

Heart, the poor man’s version of SBF, is alleged by the SEC to have sold Hex tokens from December 2019 to November 2020, raking in a cool $678 million worth of $ETH. The pitch was/is Hex as a high-yield blockchain certificate of deposit. 

Heart was at it again between July 2021 and April 2022 with Pulsechain and Pulsex – forks of $BTC and $UNI. This time, he urged investors to throw their crypto into public wallets for tokens that would supposedly materialize in the future. The result? A staggering $354 million in Pulsechain and $676 million in Pulsex vanished into thin air.

Not amused by Heart’s financial theatrics, the SEC calls these offerings unregistered securities and says he used millions of investor funds for his many shopping sprees. We’re talking a 555-carat diamond, luxury watches, and cars. 

We’ll keep you updated as this story develops. 💿

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Technically Speaking – March 5, 2024

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I’ll keep it short and sweet, quickly identifying where analysts and traders see strong support levels ahead.

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Crypto News In Three Sentences – March 1, 2024

👀 Bitcoin ETFs Fly High Without Vanguard: The SEC’s nod to Bitcoin ETFs brings a seismic shift, yet giants like Vanguard ($VOO) stay on the bench, watching millions flow into these new funds. Despite Vanguard CEO Tim Buckley bowing out amid whispers of regret of not joining everyone else at the BTC ETF party, considering most of Vanguard AUM grew under Buckley, the no BTC ETF probably isn’t why. Probably. Maybe. From DailyCoin

🏦 Wells Fargo and BoA Embrace Crypto Craze: Speaking of Bitcoin ETF acceptance, Wells Fargo ($WFC) and Bank of America ($BAC) take the crypto plunge, offering Bitcoin ETFs to their daring clients. They join a financial frenzy alongside Schwab and Robinhood, contrasting Vanguard’s skeptical stance. Hey, maybe Wells Fargo will open crypto accounts for people who never asked them to? More from Cryptopolitan

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February Was Amazing

Historically, $BTC usually closes in the green in February. 2024’s Feb close brings the score to eleven bullish closes vs. three bearish closes since 2011. 👍

However, despite the high number of bullish closes for February, its average performance is very ‘meh.’ But not this year.

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You Lucky SOBs

This is such a typical memecoin story (and they pop up quite a bit during bull runs), and this one involved Dogwifhat ($WIF). 🐶

Some dood turned $1,750 into $11.2 million. He bought 5.1 million WIF in November and then spent who knows how many sleepless nights this month figuring out how to cash out on his lottery ticket. 

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