Call The Whambulance, Crypto Shorts Won’t Stop Hitting Themselves In The Face

Bitcoin (BTC) has been on a tear, skyrocketing nearly 23% in the past month and a whopping 160+% YTD. This meteoric rise has left cryptocurrency-related stocks basking in the glow of renewed optimism. 😃

But here’s where the plot thickens: according to Bloomberg as these crypto stocks were busy partying, short sellers watched their fortunes nosedive. Short sellers are down over $2.6 billion in under three months, almost half of the $6 billion in losses they’ve suffered in 2023. Ouch! 

Take $COIN, for instance. This Nasdaq-listed crypto exchange saw its stock soar over 60% in the past month, now sitting pretty with a 270% gain year-to-date. Then there’s $MSTR, strutting its stuff with a 26% monthly and 290% annual stock price increase. Fun fact: MicroStrategy is the largest publicly traded Bitcoin holder, boasting a stash of 174,530 BTC worth over a cool $7.6 billion.

Coinbase’s stock has been particularly brutal for the shorts, costing them over $3.5 billion in losses. MicroStrategy’s short sellers fared no better, losing around $1.7 billion.

And if you’ve already lost billions, why not double down? $697 million worth of new positions have opened against the rally since Bitcoin’s rebound in mid-September. 🤦‍♂️

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Bitcoin Blasts TF Off

Alright, now we know this is primarily an equity-focused newsletter. But speculation in the market has been building extensively through the last few months, and there’s no better vehicle to visualize that than one with no intrinsic value. 😆

Ok, you had to let us get one joke in there. After all, we just said what we were all thinking but wouldn’t say out loud. Let’s dive into some wild stats. 👇

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Crypto News In Three Sentences – March 1, 2024

👀 Bitcoin ETFs Fly High Without Vanguard: The SEC’s nod to Bitcoin ETFs brings a seismic shift, yet giants like Vanguard ($VOO) stay on the bench, watching millions flow into these new funds. Despite Vanguard CEO Tim Buckley bowing out amid whispers of regret of not joining everyone else at the BTC ETF party, considering most of Vanguard AUM grew under Buckley, the no BTC ETF probably isn’t why. Probably. Maybe. From DailyCoin

🏦 Wells Fargo and BoA Embrace Crypto Craze: Speaking of Bitcoin ETF acceptance, Wells Fargo ($WFC) and Bank of America ($BAC) take the crypto plunge, offering Bitcoin ETFs to their daring clients. They join a financial frenzy alongside Schwab and Robinhood, contrasting Vanguard’s skeptical stance. Hey, maybe Wells Fargo will open crypto accounts for people who never asked them to? More from Cryptopolitan

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So. Damn. Close.

Unless you’ve been sleeping off some horrible life decisions from last night, $BTC is insanely close to reaching its prior all-time high. 🚀

It’s probable that by the time you read this, new all-time highs might already be in. 

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