This Hamster Is A Better Trader Than Most

Mr. Goxx is one of the best traders you’ve never heard of. He’s also a hamster.

The crypto-trading rodent has pulled down returns as high as 21%, which is pretty impressive considering that he is unaware of what exactly his actions are causing.

(Have you ever tried explaining what a market is to a rodent?)

Like most traders, Mr. Goxx’s trading setup is pretty straight-forward. Albeit, there are a few changes which have been made to optimize the ergonomics of his setup. To make trades, he has to make use of a hamster wheel which is designed to change the crypto he wishes to trade. Once he has selected a crypto, he has the option of running through one of two small tunnel segments (to buy or sell.)

Mr. Goxx, the CEO of Goxx Capital, streams nearly everyday from his office. His trades can be watched live on Twitch.

Though funny and lighthearted, it speaks to the current situation in the crypto markets. Literally anybody, including animals, appear to be making money. Does it speak to the mass adoption of crypto or the insanity of the markets?

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